95 degrees is hot. Particularly when you only have one window air conditioner in your entire apartment. Should you find yourself in such a situation, be prepared for odd events to occur inside your home. For example, kitchen cabinets that are normally cool and dry may overheat, causing the contents of the cabinets to transform. Pay particular attention to the location you've stored your potatoes. Potatos, as our former Vice President might be aware, also tend to transform in heat. Or to be more precise, potatoes tend to rot and explode. And exploding potatoes, my friends, are no fun.
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