You're not dreaming. This is for real:
Obvious joke made by everyone today: Martha has spent more time in prison than Calvin.
Also: Why don't I have a robot chain?
And: I've got to transcribe "Snoop's Tips on Fatherhood" for future reference:
- Know when to lie to your kids.
- Know when to be mean, and know when to be a friend.
- Always stay in control.
- Serve 'em juice, but hold the gin.
- When the kids give you attitude, pop 'em like its hot.
And: Did Martha understand why he laughed when she said "We don't have black pepper. We have white pepper."
Last but most certainly not least: When do I get my recipe for Snoop's chicken wings? I mean, c'mon.... don't tease!
